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March 7, 2009 | 12:00am

TEBAN: Ngano ka Darling gisapot ka man?

WOMAN: (sapot) Da gisapot ko oy. Init kaayo ning ulo nako.

TEBAN: Init ang imong ulo ... yuna.

WOMAN: Unsaon man na nimo ang isda?

TEBAN: Init man kaha ning ulo nimo magsugba ko.

WOMAN: Ngeeeeeeek.

Namatyan

TEBAN: Goliat ... unsa man ning namatyan sa mga tawo dinhi sa minteryo ... usa ra may namatyan ani.

GOLIAT: Unsay usa ray namatyan.

TEBAN: Naay ... basaha nang mga lapida ... R.I.P. rip. rip. Usa ray namatyan rape.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeeeek.

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