Hello Joe

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February 7, 2009 | 12:00am

JOE: Oy naay Amerikano nga naglakaw ... moduol ko.

AMERIKANO: Hello Joe.

JOE: (self) Nakaila man nako nga si Joe ko.

AMERIKANO: You wanna smoke cigarrette?

JOE: Hala nakaila sad sa akong asawa nga si Garet.

AMERIKANO: Bayottt.

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Anak

MAKRING: Ang sunod natong contestant mao si Teban Escudero ... Teban unsay imong kantahon.

TEBAN: Anak.

MAKRING: Larga.

TEBAN: (kanta) Nang isilang ka sa mundong ito naguol si Tatay mo pagpanganak kay nabuak ang iyang itlog, pagpanganak nimo.

MAKRING: Tinood gyud na.

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