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SITCOM - Teban ug Goliat -

January 13, 2009 | 12:00am

TEBAN: Hello ... attorney Ramirez ... law office.

GOLIAT: (tubag telepono) O mao ni ... unsay tuyo?

TEBAN: Naa si Doktor Lopez.

GOLIAT: Bayot.

Parehas ta

TEBAN: Naglagot gyud ko nimo Tay makalagot ka gyud.

TATAY: Pero ngano man Teban ha.

TEBAN: Nganong wala man ko nimo ipatuli sa gamay pako ... haa ... Tay.

TATAY: (singka) Nganong masuko man ka nga parehas man tang duha.

TEBAN: Unsya ... mao baa hehehe.

Namista

TEBAN: (hilak) Ohhhh.

GOLIAT: Nganong naghilak ka man Noy Teban?

TEBAN: Dinhi man guy namista sa amo Goliat ulitawo ako pang gipapamahaw, gipapaniudto pa, gipapanihapon pa, gi pa bring house pa.

GOLIAT: Unya.

TEBAN: Gidala man hasta ang akong asawa.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeeeeek.

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