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January 6, 2009 | 12:00am

TEBAN: Mare, unsa may migawas sa jai alai.

WOMAN: Pastilan Pre, tunga ra gyud ako.

TEBAN: Pastilan Mare, og kanang imong tunga og diri pa na sa akong tumoy ... aw ... syomoyyy.

WOMAN: Ayayayay.

Ginamos

WOMAN: Alright Teban what is the plural of alumnos.

TEBAN: Alumni.

WOMAN: Sa ginamos.

TEBAN: Ginamay

TEBAN: Sa lagos.

TEBAN: Magbitay.

WOMAN: Ngeeeeeeeek.

Trining

GOLIAT: Noy Teban nganong mihunong ka man dinhi dakpon ka gani sa polis.

TEBAN: Nganong dakpon man?

GOLIAT: Naay, wala ka kabasa anang karatula. No loading.

TEBAN: Maayog si Loding ning kuyog nato ... si Trining man ni.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeeeek.

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