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January 4, 2009 | 12:00am

TEBAN: Nindota nimo isayaw Day oy ... nanimaho ka mang lana ... anak kang Ludo?

WOMAN: (smile) Dili oy.

TEBAN: I dip tika og maayo ha ... nindot kaayo ang sonata?

WOMAN: Bahala ka ... (trans detect) Oy ... unsa man ning migahi?

TEBAN: Ahh ... pomada na.

WOMAN: Diha oy ... pomada kuno ... hikapon kuno nato.

TEBAN: Hikapa lang.

WOMAN: Bakakon ay ... ingon ka kay pomada ... kosmetik man lagi.

TEBAN: Ngeeeeeek.

Panghuy-ab

TEBAN: (huy-ab) Ohhh.

GOLIAT: Noy ... nagsigi ka man og panghuy-ab unsa man ... wala kay tulog.

TEBAN: Wala gyud Goliat.

GOLIAT: Nganong wala ka may tulog?

TEBAN: Kinsa man guy makatulog ... wala gyud ko katulog ... tungod sa kakusog sa akong hagok.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeeeeeek.

AHH

BAHALA

BAKAKON

DIHA

DILI

GOLIAT

HIKAPA

KINSA

NGANONG

NGEEEEEEEEK

TEBAN

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