Eleksyon

SITCOM - Teban ug Goliat -

December 20, 2008 | 12:00am

TEBAN: Nagtuo ko Goliat nga sa sunod eleksyon wala nay Muslim nga modagan pagka congressman.

GOLIAT: Ngano man Noy?

TEBAN: Tungod kay didto sa kongreso dagko kaayo ang mga pork.

GOLIAT: Ngano man diay og dagko ang mga pork sa kongreso?

TEBAN: Naunsa ka baya kay kanang mga Muslim dili man na mokaon og baboy.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeeeek.

Hinapon

TEBAN: Basta dunay to Goliat hinapon na.

GOLIAT: Ug dunay to, hinapon.

TEBAN: O kay kanang mga hapon ... ilang ngalan ... Hirohito ... Yamato ... Ajinomoto ... basta dunay to, hinapon na.

GOLIAT: Unsa may hinapon sa gwapo?

TEBAN: Ako to.

GOLIAT: Sa batig nawong?

TEBAN: Ikaw to.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeeek.

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AJINOMOTO

GOLIAT

HINAPON

HIROHITO

IKAW

NAGTUO

NAUNSA

NGANO

NGEEEEEEK

NGEEEEEK

TEBAN

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