Garapon

December 9, 2008 | 12:00am

WOMAN: Teban nganong ang mga sulom ug mga utitod dili man makaduol sa sudlanan nimo sa asukar? Nakita gyud nako nga sa dihang miduol na sila sa garapon ... mibalik man sa agi.

TEBAN: Wala ka ba makakita Makring basaha ning garapon nga gisudlan nako sa asukar ... unsay nasulat?

WOMAN: Salt.

TEBAN: Asin.

WOMAN: Ngeeeeeeek.

Kubalon

WOMAN: Moaplay ka pagka boy?

TEBAN: O Mam.

WOMAN: Taga bukid ka gyud diay kay kubalon kaman og kamot?

TEBAN: Kun kubalon mi og kamot Mam pero kamong taga siyudad kubalon man sab mo og lubot.

WOMAN: Ngeeeeeeeeek.

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ASIN

KUBALON

KUN

MAKRING

MOAPLAY

NAKITA

NGEEEEEEEEEK

NGEEEEEEEK

O MAM

TAGA

TEBAN

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