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- Ni Teban ug Goliat -

October 10, 2008 | 12:00am

Gipikas

PAPA: Timan-i kini Teban dili gyud ko mosugot nga kana si Toribya maoy mahimo nimong kapikas.

TEBAN: Wala gyud nako pikas-pikasa si Toribya Papa ...tibook gyud kaayo na si Toribya tibookkk.

PAPA: Bayot.

Gatas

GOLIAT: Ngano ka Noy nalipong man ka?

TEBAN: Nalanag ko Goliat nga nakainom sa gatas sa akong asawa.

GOLIAT: Yamat ra unsa man nang gatas sa imong asawa gikan sa China?

TEBAN: Ngeeeeek.

Merry Christmas

GOLIAT: Ninong Teban Merry Christmas.

TEBAN: Hilom diha Goliat makaila man lang ka nako og Pasko.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeeek.

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