Happy birthday

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September 18, 2008 | 12:00am

GOLIAT: Noy Teban birthday na sad ron nimo?

TEBAN: O Goliat, pero dili sa akong pagkatawo.

GOLIAT: Unsa man diay?

TEBAN: Sa akong kinatawo.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeeek.

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Nagbulag

TEBAN: Mare nagbulag diay mo ug sa imong bana?

MARE: O oy, naglagot ko Pre oy ... unsa kaha iyang pagtuo nako ungo ko.

TEBAN: Ngano man diay?

MARE: Gipatuwad ko.

TEBAN: Ngeeeeeek.

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Hubag

TEBAN: Pre kanang imong asawa nagsigi na og kahulog sa hagdan no.

GOLIAT: Ngano man diay ang akong asawa Pre.

TEBAN: Hubag kaayo.

GOLIAT: Unsyaaaa.

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Happy birthday

GIPATUWAD

GOLIAT

HUBAG

NAGBULAG

NGANO

NGEEEEEEK

NGEEEEEK

NOY TEBAN

O GOLIAT

TEBAN

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GIPATUWAD

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