WOMAN: Unsa man imo Sir?
TEBAN: Ice cream lang Day.
WOMAN: Special o regular?
TEBAN: Kuan lang airmail.
WOMAN: Ngeeeeeeeek.
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Itlog
WOMAN: Sir ... palit aning akong torta ... lami kaayo ni Sir.
TEBAN: Seguro kang lami nang imong torta?
WOMAN: O, laki gyud ning torta nako.
TEBAN: Unsay laki?
WOMAN: Duna may itlog.
TEBAN: Ngeeeeeek.
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Nanguros
GOLIAT: (hard) Hoy ... unsa ka bang klaseha sa security guard ... natulog ka man?
TEBAN: (nanguros)
GOLIAT: Nanguros paa ... (hard) natulog ka no?
TEBAN: Kita ka bitaw’ng nanguros ko Sir ... nag-ampo ko oy.
GOLIAT: Ngeeeeeek.
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Sud-an
WOMAN: Alright class ... use among in a sentence ... Goliat.
GOLIAT: Among the fruit ... mango is the best.
WOMAN: Good ... ikaw Teban use among in a sentence.
TEBAN: Among Mam ... (trans) ... among sud-an ganina, bulad.
WOMAN: Ngeeeeeeek.