Airmail

WOMAN: Unsa man imo Sir?

TEBAN: Ice cream lang Day.

WOMAN: Special o regular?

TEBAN: Kuan lang airmail.

WOMAN: Ngeeeeeeeek.

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Itlog

WOMAN: Sir ... palit aning akong torta ... lami kaayo ni Sir.

TEBAN: Seguro kang lami nang imong torta?

WOMAN: O, laki gyud ning torta nako.

TEBAN: Unsay laki?

WOMAN: Duna may itlog.

TEBAN: Ngeeeeeek.

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Nanguros

GOLIAT: (hard) Hoy ... unsa ka bang klaseha sa security guard ... natulog ka man?

TEBAN: (nanguros)

GOLIAT: Nanguros paa ... (hard) natulog ka no?

TEBAN: Kita ka bitaw’ng nanguros ko Sir ... nag-ampo ko oy.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeeeek.

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Sud-an

WOMAN: Alright class ... use among in a sentence ... Goliat.

GOLIAT: Among the fruit ... mango is the best.

WOMAN: Good ... ikaw Teban use among in a sentence.

TEBAN: Among Mam ... (trans) ... among sud-an ganina, bulad.

WOMAN: Ngeeeeeeek.