Goliat: Daghang sikat sa Amerika Noyy. Duna silay Bill Clinton.. Unya duna silay Johnny Cash. Bob Noe.. Steve Wonder..
Teban: Lahi ra gyud sa Pilipinasss. Naa tay Erap nga sikat pero, walay Cash..walay Hopeee. Samot nang walay Wonder..
Goliat: Ngeeekkk
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Two plus Two
Woman: (bata). Lo, Two Plus Two.. Pila man Lo..?
Teban: (lolo) Ambot na kaha karon Day. Kay Hi Tek na man ron.. Kay sa amo sa una Two Plus Two. Four man.. Ambot wala ba kaha mausab ron..
Woman: Ngeeekkk
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Tunganga
Teban: Dayy. Unsa man ok ka naa?
Woman: Sayo pa kaayo oyy..
Teban: Daa. Tunga gabii na ok na baa.?
Woman: Unya naaa...
Teban: Day. Unsa man kaadlawon naaa.Bunotin ko naa..
Woman: Ngeeekkk
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Hunahuna
Teban: Mam. Unsa may imong hunahuna about sex.
Woman: At the age of 8 I ignore it... At 18 I experience it. At, 28. Im looking for it..At 48 I beg for it.. At the age of 68 I pray for it.. But now Im 78 I forget it...
Teban: Ngeeekkk.