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February 16, 2013 | 12:00am

TEBAN: Mayor, na sero ka man sa imong presinto?

MAYOR: Buanga Teban, nakalimot koâ€™g botar nako.

TEBAN: Bwahahaha.

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Trabaho

GOLIAT: Noy Teban, unsa may trabaho anang vice mayor?

TEBAN: Mag-ampo ra gyud Goliat, ug kanus-a mamatay ang mayor.

GOLIAT: Ngeeek.

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Mag-enjoy ka sa imong work. Lucky numbers ug color for the day ;42, 22, 35, 53, 11, ug aquamarine blue.

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BUANGA TEBAN

BWAHAHAHA

GOLIAT

MAYOR

NGEEEK

NOY TEBAN

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