Feng Shui: A Course in Miracles

Many people, after learning the meaning of miracles in Catholic religion classes or reading it in the Bible or hearing it from a Sunday Mass gospel, are inclined to pray for miracles for themselves, or asking for a sign of it coming!

The spectrum of human miracle wish lists span from becoming good-looking to enjoying good health or cure of a ailment. The most common desire is to win in the lotto.

A course in miracles in feng shui, on the other hand, parallels these "miracle" desires too! Here are true-to-life miracles from personal knowledge and experience:

1. Natural Healing. A lady client was scheduled for a major thyroid operation. Feng shui remedies for a sunken living room area and the placement of a feng shui lucky fish rapidly healed her condition that it no longer required physical surgery, to the surprise of her doctor.

2. Legal Wife. After irately trailing her womanizing husband all the way to his condo love nest with her mistress, the feng shui remedy of giving the third party a funeral wreath hastily brought the husband to his senses and returned to his wife (the sender); and they live happily ever since.

3. Lotto Surprise. Learning of feng shui, a vacationing OFW who works as domestic helper abroad tried it out while at home in Quiapo, Manila. A lucky water feature placement amazingly made her win the lotto a week later, enough for her not to return to her job anymore!

4. Finding Mr. Right! A 47-year-old self-proclaimed lady virgin bank manager, after undergoing feng shui makeover (having black-green highlights for her hair), suddenly married the boy-next-door in her hometown province in Balanga, Bataan.  He is a carabao pasture guy, but it's not that bad for the wife since he is an heir to hectares of rice lands in their barrio. The guy took interest in her due to the green shimmer of her hair that reminded him of the rice fields and the grass he feeds his beloved carabao everyday.

5.Career Booster. A lazy eldest son who turned his bedroom to a motel day in and night out, after another water feature remedy in feng shui, suddenly kicked out his beautiful French girlfriend and set out on a lucrative business management career to the delight of his mother who had him feng shuied.

6. Political Win. A pilloried candidate, despite all odds and proverbial election cheating machines by opponents, overcomes these challenges by proper feng shui adherence and obedience. A formula repeated many times over every election in the Philippines.

7. Estate Settlements. An appointed heir contested by over a dozen siblings over a multibillion estate is able to harmoniously turn around the family fortunes after careful feng shui strategic moves.

8. Rags-to-Riches Miracle. A former street snatcher in Pasay City airport area now elegantly hands clients his business card, being a truly and materially accomplished man with the title Don instead of Mr. before his name. His good fortune came after a burial feng shui was conducted on the hole in the wall of the apartment type crypt of his dead father at an overcrowded urban cemetery.

9. Euthanasia Feng Shui. A distraught ex-wife finds herself trapped in a maternal commitment to her priest son who requested her to take care of her dying ex-hubby (the priest's dad). Yet the dad went into coma, locking the ex-wife in the Philippines for the next three years. Only after a feng shui session did the comatose man die peacefully and naturally. Feng shui used a simple clock of special design to euthanistically effect the man's passing.

10. Going Abroad. Many happy clients email me what my shoe size is for Adidas as a reward for advising them to wear green in embassy interviews. Before I know it they are at their migration points of destination already!

11. Happily-Ever-After Separation. After a remedial feng shui, the one of the estranged spouses that mutually engaged in feng shui for a smooth separation due to irreconcilable differences suddenly amasses clean wealth to more than afford the contemplated legal annulment!

12. Sales Feng Shui. Just by using a special feng shui amulet, the seller sold property without any bargaining, as-is-where-is price. The only thing the buyer wanted with it was the feng shui gizmo for selling that we placed!

13. Coma Feng Shui Miracle - Van Dolph. Master was so glad from the time Edu Manzano, who recommended me to Manong Dolphy, related how the people's comedian was so depressed when the accident happened to his son Van Dolph. Manong Dolphy concurred to have his Marina home and even RVQ Productions feng shuied asap! The son recovered from coma and the father was so happy.

These 13 samplings of how feng shui miracles work and exist aside from proverbial restaurant feng shui, in which master excels, is enough to discover it for yourself. By the way, try Cafe Romulo, Victorinos, among others for lucky gustatory delights! Eat your luck out!