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November 12, 2012 | 12:00am

TEBAN: Doktor, may kaayohan pa kaha ning akong sakit ... kangrena man kaha ni.

DOKTOR: Aduna pa, putlon ang imong tiil.

TEBAN: Ug mo-dagan sa akong utok Dok, may kaayohan pa ba?

DOKTOR: Duna gihapon, putlon ang imong liog.

TEBAN: Ngeeeek.

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Insik

INSIK: Ako sulti ni o Goliat, maayo pa palanggana kay sa baso.

TEBAN: Unsa Sik, maayo pa palanggana kay sa baso?

GOLIAT: Ang buot ipasabot sa Insik noy, nga maayo pay managana kay sa magbasol.

TEBAN: Bangas ka.

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