EGG ON HER FACE. The EAR overheard this exchange between an old man and a woman who sold eggs in a market.
OLD MAN: ‘Day, inyong itlog daghan kaayo’g iti.
WOMAN: Pasabot ana, sir, presko kaayo na.
OLD MAN: Ayaw ko’g ilara, ‘day. Pasabot ana hugaw na siya.