FOOTBALL. After watching on tv the football game between Saudi Arabia and Kuwait, the six-year-old daughter of a basketball coach reported to her mother, a teacher: "Daghan lagi, Ma, mga bungoton pari nanan-aw sa football."
COSTUME. The girl was referring to the fans on the grandstand wearing the Arab costume that to her looked like the habit ("sotana") of Filipino priests. "Tugotan diay ilang pari magpabungot?" the innocent girl asked.