Secrets abound so in Feng Shui. Do you want to know the key secrets of this ancient luck science? Let me share eight of those with you:
1. A husband who sleeps to the right of the wife (legal or the lucky ones) is always henpecked or under the skirt of (or dominated by) his woman. Yes, even if his name is Vladimir Putin, Donald Duck, or let alone Rodrigo!
2. The left side is the Dragon side, the place of superiority. So in negotiations, position yourself to the left of your subject to have the upper-hand competitive advantage!
3. In the office, make sure nobody is to your left so you have complete control and no one will insubordinate your executive decisions. Yes, even your sexy secretary should be to your right. Especially your key management team.
4. While red is folklore a lucky color, it can burn your health and luck away if it's not your Feng Shui lucky color! So beware of red underwear, even lipstick for both genders!
5. Never have water symbols or features in the master bedroom as it leads to financial drain.
6. An overdressed or costume-made Feng Shui ‘master’ or ‘expert’ is guaranteed to be a bogus or simply quack Feng Shui practitioner. Hands off!
7. Yes, Feng Shui can be your last card in any precarious situation involving health and wealth problems from the cradle to your grave (estate).
8. Last for this sharing, is the recognition of the fact that Feng Shui isn't a lifetime immunization thing. Actually it is an annual vaccination so to speak to navigate your luck with the concurrent ebb and tide cycle of life energy through annual timelines using the right Feng Shui calendar or fiscal year which only a real or authentic expert knows and can mentor you accordingly to the utmost and highest luck optimization, let alone maximization over prescribed timelines!
Complicated? No, simply sophisticated. Do share these open secrets by now, so fakers in Feng Shui would know where they stand and pee! Remember laughter is the best medicine, have the last laugh on trying hard Feng Shui copycats. Lol!