TRAFFIC RULES. An Ear informer, riding a motorcycle, revved up his engine and was ready to go as the traffic light changed from orange to green. He, however, wasn’t able to move ahead because a man suddenly crossed the street. “Akong syagitan ang tao nganong karon nilabang man sya nga “go” na man unta ang mga sakyanan unya “stop” na ang pedestrian,” the informer said.
NOT IN AMERICA. To The Ear informer’s amazement, the man calmly told him, “Saba oy. Ngano Amerika ni nga strikto ang traffic rules? Pilipinas man ni.” Our informer just shook his head. “Dili diay to sya mopatuo sa traffic rules diri kay di man daw ni Amerika,” he said.