A text from the afterlife?

FROM CERGE? A mediaman got quite a scare when he received a text with the late Cerge Remonde as the texter. The mediaman said that he didn’t delete the contact numbers of his late friend. It turned out that it was from one of the staff of Malacañang. He said, “Ang cell numbers man gud sa staff ni Cerge, akong ibutang as ‘Cerge Remonde’ unya ang name sa iyang staff. Gikuyawan ko pagkadawat nako sa text nga ngalan ni Cerge ang nigawas.”

MANDAUE JEEPNEYS. A reader is complaining about Mandaue-bound jeepneys with Mandaue-Jones jeepney route. She said, “Kining mga jeep biyahe og Mandaue-Jones, mo-ari og South terminal unya dili molahos sa Ibabao kay highway ra siya kutob. Gipanaog mi sa hi-way Mandaue.”

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