CHRISTMAS BONANZA. The wife of a government truck driver told an Ear informer that she paid P100 for a thanksgiving mass in her parish. “Pasalamat gyud ko nga dunay P7,000 bonus akong bana gikan sa gobyerno ni GMA,” she said. “Hibawo ko pamolitika ra ni pero ako nalang gitawag og Christmas bonus.”
MORE BONUS. The same housewife said that as a senior citizen living in the city, she has already received her P2,000 cash incentive. “Ug naa pa kunoy laing incentive isip Christmas gift,” she said. “Hibawo sad ko dunay politikang nakahigot ini pero OK na lang. Gani malipay pa gyud ko kon adlaw-adlaw eleksiyon ta.”