MISTAKEN IDENTITY. The Ear heard that a man was looking for his teenage niece who ran away with her boyfriend. He heard that the girl’s boyfriend frequent this watering hole along Osmeña Blvd. He and his buddy hurriedly took off on his motorcycle last Saturday night to the said place. He parked his motorcycle and without taking off his helmet or jacket, entered the place. His friend stayed outside to keep an eye on the motorcycle. Several men who were drinking inside got scared of this big burly man sporting a dark jacket and helmet covering his face. They took off without finishing their beer.
VIGILANTE-LOOKING. The man didn’t find his niece’s boyfriend in the bar and went back outside. His friend told him, “Bay, naunsa man ka nga nangahadlok man ang mga nanginomay sa sulod nimo? Mora man gud ka’g vigilante killer. Nikaratil god og dagan ang mga nanginom. Hehe!” True enough, when the man took a peek inside the establishment, the place was deserted, with beer bottles still unconsumed.