Dumb And Dumber. A man watching an afternoon gameshow on TV was overheard complaining of the stupid and simple questions asked of the contestants of the show. What’s worse, he lamented, was that some of them still could not get the simple answers right.
Host: What’s the last letter of the word UNDERSTANDING?
Contestant: “D”!
Host: What is 11 times 3?
Contestant: 14!
Cheater caught. The mans also said during a segment where the contestants were made to line up behind boxes with the chosen letters of their answers, one contestant got it wrong but still tried to join the winning queue by cheering and celebrating her way across the stage. Observant watchers promptly sent her offstage. “They are not only stupid,” the man said, “they are dishonest and will try to cheat to win. And they don’t mind doing it on national television.”