What to wear if you're spending Christmas...

MANILA, Philippines - ...At the vineyard

This louche look spells “I’m spending my entire Christmas bonus on this four-day vacay, okay?”

...At a motorcycle bar

You don’t need a Harley to enjoy a drink at a biker bar. The leather blazer and clear specs mean you like it rough, but the pants tell folks you still carry some hand sanitizer in your murse.

...At George Clooney’s house

If only Christmas parties required men in tuxes (a girl ­— or gay — can dream). But we imagine the noche buena demands a looser waist. So this outfit can live merely in our fantasies or George Clooney’s home… in Ocean’s 11.

...At the office

A very sunny office. This outfit is buttoned-up enough to please the most conservative of bosses. Once the lights dim and the music pumps at the Christmas party, you can shed the jacket and tell coworkers you’re channeling Chris Kattan circa Night at the Roxbury.

...At a gay bar. Or in San Francisco

We like color and print as much as the next alternative lifestyler, so this peppy number just screams “faaabulous Christmas.”

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