Time for the yearly wrap-up when we get to look over the trends of jolly old 2007 and dish on all the trashy style phenoms that have taken us — and every tabloid in town — by storm. We’ve watched every single reality show slash celebrity special that’s been aired — all in the name of research, of course — and we know by heart who’ve committed the biggest atrocities in the world of red-carpet photo ops.
Aside from regular redneck style like Eva Longoria’s and Vanessa Minnillo’s, Mischa, Lindsay and Paris have all committed crimes of fashion — and we’re not even talking about their muff-baring tendencies. These sad-face fashionistas have made 2007 a more enjoyable year for people like us. Without them, we wouldn’t have anyone to laugh at during our regular red-carpet reports. So we begin this ode to everything bad in ’07 with a toast to the naughty girls who make life so much more interesting. Here’s to you!
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