TEBAN: Lola, unsa may imong pangayoon ning imong birthday.
LOLA: (manding) Kana lang apo paliti lang ko’g cellular.
TEBAN: Nganong cellular man lola?
LOLA: Para mag-teks teks ko.
TEBAN: Ngeeeeeeek.
Kawot
WOMAN: Unsay imong order Sir?
TEBAN: Itlog lang Day.
WOMAN: Unsaon ang imong itlog Sir?
TEBAN: Labtiki ra Day.
WOMAN: Bayotttt