Giihaw

TEBAN: (hilak) Mayor, hapit ko maihaw didto sa slaughter house.

GOLIAT: Nganong ikaw man ang maihaw nga imo mang kabaw.

TEBAN: Tungod sa imong certification Mayor naay, akong basahon.

GOLIAT: Hala basaha.

TEBAN: Nia Mayor, this is to certify that the carabao is true and correct ... and I hereby authorized, the owner to be killed.

GOLIAT: Bangas ka.

Linatin

GOLIAT: Noy Teban kamao tuod kang molinatin?

TEBAN: Sulti diha kay linatinon nako.

GOLIAT: Kini Noy linatina ni To err is human. To forgive is divine.

TEBAN: To errot is to humanot ... and to porgibot is to dibinot.

GOLIAT: Very godot.

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